Friday, 26 September 2008

• Indigestion? It comes with the culture...

   

  Yayyy! Im in such a good mood nowadays. Just finished my midsem exams so there's alot to be happy about. Speaking of which, Happy Graduation to all the Year 12s!! oh, and goodluck for that hsc thingo =)

  Yesterday, i woke up early and couldnt decide whether to go uni or not, since i only had one lecture for the day. But then i felt it would be slightly antisocial to stay at home and bumm. So i went to uni. But what really made me frustrated was when the 90min contracts lecture finished in like 15mins. So i basically spent 50mins train-ing it to uni for just 15 mins of nothing. -_-

  Anyway, after the lecture, Matty and i went to find Eddie and Kim who were having lunch. We joined them at some chinese noodle place on sussex st, but didn't order anything since we already ate. But then the stupid waiter was like.. sorry, minimum charge is $7 per person. So basically it was either pay $7 to sit there, or eat something worth $7.

  Omg, how stupid. As law students we knew this wasn't exactly legal, but there seemed no point making it an issue. So we both ordered a bowl of noodles. And then i was reminded of how full i still was. Like SERIOUSLY FULL. I had just eaten a proper lunch meal 30mins ago. So i had no clue how i was going to finish my noodles.

  Then i looked at the untouched noodles. It was a bowl of perfectly good food. Food which the sweaty, balding, toothless chef had specially made for me. It would be an awful shame to waste it. And then i thought of the starving children in South Africa (okay, not really.. i was still thinking of the sweaty, balding, toothless chef which really killed my appetite).

  But at that very moment, a miraculous thing happened. Something deep, deep within me told me to eat those noodles. This powerful force compelled me not only to eat those noodles, but to finish the entire bowl.

  The force to which i refer to is 'being a cheap asian' ^_^ v

  Hahahahaha, yes, im serious. I had to eat up the money i spent. xP

  And think about it. What kind of cheap (normal) asian would waste an entire bowl of noodles? Even if a cheap (normal) asian had just finished eating an entire cow, he/she would not waste food which he/she paid for. Right? Of course!

  Confucius once said: "He who is cheap asian, finish bowl of noodles" (not really)

  Im glad to be a cheap asian. =]

  And so should you.

  

  Eat up =9

   

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